A grandmother and her grandson were enroute to visit the four year old boy’s great-grandparents.
“Look Grandma. Look at all the statues inthat yard.”
Now the grandmother had driven this route many times in her life and she didn’t remember any statues.
“Where, honey, where do you see statues?”
“There,”he replied. “There, can’t you see them there by that barn?” Grandmother started laughing.
“Oh honey, those aren’t statues; those are cows.”
She made a mental note to see to it that the boy’s great-grandfather who was a farmer at heart, would take the boy out to visit some real live cows.